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- 'Beastly' is a special brand of hogwash: a fairy tale that preaches inner beauty while refusing to obscure the looks of its doomed hero.
- In every aspect, from story to tone to characterization to visual aesthetic, it's laughably perfunctory, as though everyone involved were too embarrassed to give it more than a half-ironic token effort.
- Beneath it all, however, is a movie with a good heart.
- Stunningly bad.
- Teens convinced that a pimple will kill their social life will find Beastly bracingly honest. It's the cynicism, not the phoned-in uplift, that works in this JV Grand Guignol.
- For a fable about a magical curse, 'Beastly' is strangely earthbound. And once it starts, it just seems to go on sappily ever after.
- There are flashes of genuine wit and charm that, while they cannot support the rest, hint at what was intended and not realized.
- Beastly gets one timeless fact right: For hatchet faces, fatty cakes and Frankenskanks, high school can definitely feel like a curse.
- You have to admire the bravery of the filmmakers, who went ahead and made a movie despite not understanding the subject matter. It's also pretty impressive that anyone could miss the point of Beauty and the Beast.
- More than lives up to its name with ultra-campy performances, high-glucose direction (Daniel Barnz), laughable dialogue, cheesy effects and a back-lot simulation of a Manhattan street that wouldn't pass muster on an after-school special.
- Oh, yes, the script is a little ham-fisted, plowing through exposition and establishing character with a steam shovel, but in a tale like this, sometimes being obvious and cutting to the chase can be a virtue.
- [A] tin-eared, corny attempt at fairy-tale interpretation.
- A pallid, formulaic teen romance that might have benefited from a little snark.
- Beastly is just as superficial and obsessed with looks as the characters and the mindset it rails against, which would seem like a bitter, frustrating irony if it merited the emotional reaction to care that much.
- Like Pettyfer, Vanessa Hudgens is blessed with amazing looks to go along with her limited acting.
- Roses and love bloom, and you might giggle yourself sick, but this is the kind of cornball entertainment that rainy afternoons were made for. Throw in a cozy sofa too. Beastly will size down well on your television.
- It takes guts to transform heartthrob Alex Pettyfer into a disfigured hero for the bulk of Beastly, a contemporary retelling of Beauty and the Beast. It takes even more guts to do it differently than the book's fans might expect.
- It's dogged by awkward dialogue, a ridiculous plot and lackluster performances, especially by the leads, Alex Pettyfer and Vanessa Hudgens.
- A sly and pleasant-enough young-adult programmer that is more likeable than not.
Minneapolis Star Tribune
3/3/2011 by Colin Covert
An intolerably sappy 'Beauty and the Beast' for the Clearasil set.
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